Sunday, July 17, 2011


What would you do if you were invisible for an hour?

this is the kind of shit i need to think about in case it actually happens. you dont want to be wasting any time while you are invisible trying to decide what you are going to do. i am going to sleep on this. if anyone has any ideas of what they would do please let me know because really you dont want to waste any time once you become invisible.

music: comin' through by the war on drugs

Thursday, July 7, 2011

raisin bran

i mixed kellogg's raisin bran with post raisin bran
in a big bowl, like the kind little kids put on their heads
i don't use milk it makes me want to barf
like a psychosomatic form of lactose intolerance

i am pretty sure this mixture will cause problems
like the world will end in an instant
two competing large corporate cereal brands
with the same fu*king cereal in the same colored box

but that is what drives capitalism, competition
providing choices of the same product 
when all i want is a bowl of dry raisin bran to eat
i really showed kelloggs and post

almost positive these corporations are going to fail
solely based on me combining their cereal in one bowl
i expect a letter soon from legal counsel of kelloggs
telling me to stop combining my cereal or else

for now i will continue to eat my breakfast slowly
and continue to stare at two purple boxes
one day this mixing shit will make a difference
i never realized how much sugar raisin bran had

MUSIC: Oh My God by Cults